Sex with a “Fat” Person

So, let’s talk about sex.

A couple of days ago,  someone asked me what it was like to have sex with a “fat” person and how do you do it. I mean what. What kind of dumb question is that? I was seriously pissed off, but at the same time completely frozen. There where serval things going through my mind, ranging from slapping the dude to cussing his ass out. Oh, and torturing the guy was on there too.

I figured that there is not just one dumb ass in the world, so why not educate them. You want to know how to have sex with a “fat” person and what it feels like. I’ll tell you.

First, YOU HAVE SEX WITH THEM.  And, do not under any circumstances ask them.

There is no special way to do it. No secret out there to help you. Having sex with a “fat” person is just like having sex with a “skinny” person. You just do it. Now, there may (and I say this with a grain of salt) be some techniques to having sex with a plus size women or man. For instances, some people (you know who you are) may not want to have sex in the missionary position or may not know how because of the “fat” person pudgy belly. Some even have the nerve to say they cannot find the hotbox or the magic stick, so then push that belly out of your way and get what you came for. If that is not your thing, flip your girl over and tap that poonanie from the back. Her (or his) big ass will provide you some cushion. You don’t want her riding you, that is your preference, but you will be the one missing out when they find out why. Hell, there are even people out there who prefer it, even demanding to be smothered. Once again that is their preference, I ain’t judging (you nasty).

Second, IT FEELS LIKE MAKING LOVE TO A FLUFFY CLOUD.

All our rolls and cellulite make it that much better. I am sure you have heard the saying “more pushing for the cushion”. People do not have to worry about pointing bones of a full figured person poking you and making it uncomfortable. Or, that a plus size person is going to break if you are hitting it right/too hard. Sex with “fat” people makes you feel like a king/queen. We can take what you are throwing and give it right back to you. We don’t break easily.

Now, any more absurd questions you want to ask.

Leave them in the comment section below. I do not mind educating you, idiots.

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1 Comment

  1. Kudos to you for having the courage to embarrass your fluffiness and telling someone how they can have sex with a big, plus size person. Well said you go girl!

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